Onion Juice Game

am asleep. (set: $glock to false) (set: $tableflipped to false) (set: $uglykey to false) (set: $computer to false) (set: $computermouse to false) [[Wake up idiot]] [[I don't care]]

am awake now [[self destruct]] [[get out of bed]]

am still aslep [[Wake up idiot]] [[I don't care]]

(link-goto: "I haven't Made hell yet lmao", "am asleep") OOOH SCARY WOOOoOOOooOOOOOooOO

Ok [[piss]] [[consume]] [[What do you have to do today?]]

I tripped on the piss [[oh no ->pissdeath]]

WHAT DO I EET [[you don't need to eat]] [[YOUR COMPUTER]]

Make rang theroy of coruse. Silly Voyce! [[Sleep instead -> goin2sleep]] [[Well get to work then]]

*onion juice slips on the piss and breaks his spine. He dies. You idiot, it's only been like 5 minutes. Goodluck in hell.* (link-goto: "oops", "Hell")

Oh yeah lmao W8 I heard a soun downstairs [[not important ->get out of bed]] [[check it out]]

I CANT FIND IT [[JUST TELEPORT TO IT]]

RUUFHUJFURUGHJRIJKOFRUHUGGTDFUIRHRUGVHUHFYRGYHUEGRFUEIJGFEUHFUEGYEGYGGFYUEHUGFYFGYUEHUHEU [[??? -> consumecomputerdeath]]

*Having eaten his computer, onion juice cannot complete rango theory. His fans murder him in his sleep.* (link-goto: "oops", "Hell")

Ok but ther is door in thway

ok [[uh ->am asleep]]

I have 2 get 2 compuder [[well find it]] [[just go to your office]]

well where should i chec? (if: $tableflipped is false)[[On your desk]] [[under your bed]]

I have an office? [[wait whats that poster]] [[downstairs ->check it out]]

There's a postr of MCRIDE! [[Admire it :] ]] (if: $glock is true)[[Shoot it]]

*Busy admiring MC ride, Onion Juice cannot complete rango theory. His fans are severely dissapointed. Billions of years later, onion juice dies along with the planet as it is consumed by the sun.* (link-goto: "damn", "Hell")

There is a tunnel

Ok (set: $tableflipped to true)[[FLIP IT]] [[Whats on it]]

There is an ugly key (set: $uglykey to true)[[Grab it ->the desk exploded]]

There is a glock - you would also be able to see that his password is Juice123@, as that information would be in the image (set: $glock to true)[[Grab it ->the desk exploded]]

The desk exploded [[Wtf why]]

I rigged bomb. stoped the theves. [[oh ->well find it]]

Ok [[The left]] [[The Right]]

(set: $computer to true) I got laptop [[cONSUME]] [[Turn it on]]

There is a trapdoor [[HIT IT]] [[Nevermind ->under your bed]] (if: $uglykey is true)[[Open with that ugly key]] (if: $computermouse is false)[[Grab your mouse]]

I can't brek it [[sad ->The Right]]

Its dark [[Sense my guy]] [[Turn on the lights ->Where is the switch]]

How shud I atune ma sences [[Tenebris ->Tenebris1]] [[Malum ->Malum1]] [[Thesaurum ->Thesaurum1]]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - the image would be lit up, allowing you to see that the middle light is correct [[I see it ->Where is the switch]]

there is 1 villain [[ok ->Where is the switch]]

Didn help. now i am tired. [[too bad]]

I tripped. I think i hit a swich [[uh]]

I heard a noise [[uhh]]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH [[???]]

*Onion Juice is eaten alive. His fans never received Rango theroy, and they are severely disappointed. Nice job.* (link-goto: "frick", "Hell")

Where is the switch [[The left ->uh]] [[The middle]] [[The right]]

YURHUGYRUFJIGHTFRURI [[UFJURHGRHDUFJT]]

The lights ar on now [[Nice]]

*Onion Juice is destroyed in an antimatter explosion, along with the rest of the planet. Good Job.* (link-goto: "frick", "Hell")

I herd a noize [[??? ->???2]] [[RUN]]

Oh I'm outside now [[Who's that guy?]]

There is a monster now [[Oh frick]]

*Here marks the end of the exposition, and the beginning of the swains tour route. This game is incomplete idiot* (link-goto: "commit suicide", "Hell")

WTRNWEIKJRIUMEGTGREU [[AAAAAAH -> ???]]

*Onion Juice is eaten alive. His fans never received Rango theroy, and they are severely disappointed. Nice job.* (link-goto: "frick", "Hell")

*Having eaten his computer, onion juice cannot complete rango theory. His fans murder him in his sleep. Did you honestly think that would work?* (link-goto: "no im dumb", "Hell") [[yes]]

Whats the Password? [[Password ->wrongpass]] [[Mentally awesome ->wrongpass]] [[Juice123@]] [[piss ->wrongpass]] [[xxxdogxxx ->wrongpass]] [[fiercereptile ->wrongpass]] [[1R1a1n1g1o1 ->wrongpass]] [[Joe ->wrongpass]]

wow thankyou [[of course onion juice :3]] [[whats that red button]] [[Rango Notes?]] [[Latin Notes?]] (if: $computermouse is false)(link-goto: "Wait, go get your mouse so you can edit rango theroy", "The Right")

*After typing in the incorrect password, a self destruct sequence initiates, and an antimatter bomb detonates. The planet is destroyed. Nice job. Pay more attention next time.* (link-goto: "frick", "Hell")

onion juice, scared of what you have become, claws his own brain out. Fricken discord moderator. (link-goto: "I deserve this", "Hell")

*let me ask you a question* [[ok]]

why did you do that? [[idk]]

*You honestly had no reason to pick this. you knew, full well, that this would kill onion juice. Yet, you decided to choose this option anyway. What does this say about you? You, a disembodied voice, have been given this man's life. He is essentially in your control. You choose to tell him, mere moments after he has gotten out of bed, to self destruct. think about what your hurtful comments do to people like onion juice. I have been here longer than you have, and I can't believe I honestly believed you could do a better job. It's no wonder you died first.* [[oh]]

*onion juice explodes, releasing energy equivalent to 10,000 hydrogen bombs. nice job, prick.* (link-goto: "die", "Hell")

Onion juice, using the energy stored within his computer, warps back in time. [[oh ->under your bed]]

To think **you're*** the voice in his head, not me. [[ok buddy ->wrongpass]]

Here (image of rango notes) [[Rango = Obama?]]

This was her when i stol thecomputer (image) -Tenebris = Dark -doin = your mom -Malum = bad -Thesaurum = Treasure (\image) [[ok... ->Juice123@]]

ok (set: $computermouse to true) [[ok ->ok2]] (if: $computer is true)(link-goto: "Kk editing time", "Juice123@")

Double-click this passage to edit it.

Yes. I need rango blood to confirm this. [[Lets go kill rango then]]

*Here marks the end of the exposition and the beginning of the rango hunting path. This game is incomplete idiot* (link-goto: "commit suicide", "Hell")