Onion Juice Game

am asleep. (set: $glock to false) (set: $tableflipped to false) (set: $uglykey to false) [[Wake up idiot]] [[I don't care]]

am awake now (link-goto: "die", "Hell") [[get out of bed]]

am still aslep [[Wake up idiot]] [[I don't care]]

(link-goto: "I haven't Made hell yet lmao", "am asleep") [[Text text text->am asleep]]

Ok [[piss]] [[consume]] [[What do you have to do today?]]

I tripped on the piss [[oh no ->pissdeath]]

WHAT DO I EET [[you don't need to eat]] [[YOUR COMPUTER]]

Make rang theroy of coruse. Silly Voyce! [[Sleep instead -> goin2sleep]] [[Well get to work then]]

onion juice slips on the piss and breaks his spine. He dies. You idiot, it's only been like 5 minutes. Goodluck in hell. (link-goto: "oops", "Hell")

Oh yeah lmao W8 I heard a soun downstairs [[not important ->get out of bed]] [[check it out]]

I CANT FIND IT [[JUST TELEPORT TO IT]]

RUUFHUJFURUGHJRIJKOFRUHUGGTDFUIRHRUGVHUHFYRGYHUEGRFUEIJGFEUHFUEGYEGYGGFYUEHUGFYFGYUEHUHEU [[??? -> consumecomputerdeath]]

Having eaten his computer, onion juice cannot complete rango theory. His fans murder him in his sleep. (link-goto: "oops", "Hell")

Ok but ther is door in thway

ok [[uh ->am asleep]]

I have 2 get 2 compuder [[well find it]] [[just go to your office]]

well where should i chec? (if: $tableflipped is false)[[On your desk]] [[under your bed]]

I have an office? (set: $glock to true)[[wait whats that poster]] [[downstairs ->check it out]]

There's a postr of MCRIDE! [[Admire it :] ]] (if: $glock is true)[[Shoot it]]

Busy admiring MC ride, Onion Juice cannot complete rango theory. His fans are severely dissapointed. Billions of years later, onion juice dies along with the planet as it is consumed by the sun. (link-goto: "damn", "Hell")

There is a tunnel `

Ok (set: $tableflipped to true)[[FLIP IT]] [[Whats on it]]

There is an ugly key (set: $uglykey to true)[[Grab it ->the desk exploded]]

There is a glock - you would also be able to see that his password is Juice123@, as that information would be in the image (set: $glock to true)[[Grab it ->the desk exploded]]

The desk exploded [[Wtf why]]

I rigged bomb. stoped the theves. [[oh ->well find it]]

Ok [[The left]] [[The Right]]

I got laptop

There is a trapdoor [[HIT IT]] (if: $uglykey is true)[[Open with that ugly key]]

I can't brek it [[sad ->The Right]]

Its dark [[Sense my guy]] [[Turn on the lights]]

How shud I atune ma sences [[Tenebris ->Tenebris1]] [[Malum ->Malum1]] [[Thesaurum ->Thesaurum1]]

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - the image would be lit up, allowing you to see that the middle light is correct [[I see it ->Where is the switch]]

there is 1 villain [[ok ->Where is the switch]]

Didn help. now i am tired. [[too bad]]

I tripped. I think i hit a swich [[uh]]

I heard a noise [[uhh]]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH [[???]]

Onion Juice is eaten alive. His fans never received Rango theroy, and they are severely disappointed. Nice job. (link-goto: "frick", "Hell")

Where is the switch [[The left ->uh]] [[The middle]] [[The right]]

YURHUGYRUFJIGHTFRURI [[UFJURHGRHDUFJT]]

The lights ar on now [[Nice]]

Onion Juice is destroyed in an antimatter explosion, along with the rest of the planet. Good Job. (link-goto: "frick", "Hell")

I herd a noize [[??? ->???2]] [[RUN]]

Oh I'm outside now [[Who's that guy?]]

There is a monster now [[Oh frick]]

Here marks the end of the exposition, and the beginning of the swains tour route. This game is incomplete idiot (link-goto: "commit suicide", "Hell")

WTRNWEIKJRIUMEGTGREU [[AAAAAAH -> ???]]

Onion Juice is eaten alive. His fans never received Rango theroy, and they are severely disappointed. Nice job. (link-goto: "frick", "Hell")